GENIUS!!! PURE GENIUS!!!

This is the most amazing device I have ever heard of coming from the immense ingenuity of freedom fighters. The Viet Cong used amazing improvisation and ingenuity to defeat fascist efforts to keep them enslaved, American military contractors rich, and the opium flowing. Alas, however, not even their military genius could come up with this! So called " accidental helicopter crashes" in Iraq are actually being discovered to be shoot downs. The Iraqi Resistance has driven fascist forces off many of their roads, so helicopter travel has had to take up much of the load. In addition, all of the VIP's of the Amerikkklan SS are traveling by air because they would never have the cajones to travel with the average poor American soldiers on the ground. Iraqis have adapted to fascist domination of the air. The Iraqi freedom fighters have come up with a device that acts like a mine for helicopters! I heard about this yesterday on NPR and I was thoroughly astounded. Needless to say, this information has not been repeated on the networks or on cable news. Hey, the Nazi propaganda ministry didn't report the brave escape of Jews from the Sobibor concentration camp either. Did they? It is believed that the device, which is constructed using old artillery shells, depends upon a change in radio signals as a helicopter flies above it. The device ejects a bomb upward like a cannon which then explodes showering shrapnel at the passing aircraft. The versatile and adaptive Viet Cong never even came up with anything like that. The United States, which spent billions preparing to deal with Russian helicopters and low flying SU-25 attack jets never fielded anything so ingenius!
You're not going to hear me say this often so brace for this. Madd King George Bush is right! There, I said it! "This is not Vietnam" The Vietnamese had a lot more going for them. They had an organized North Vietnamese army equipped with the best and the latest from the then mighty Soviet Union. They had real dissention in America on their side, not the "I don't want to get labelled a traitor" "we need to win it" so called liberals we have today. The Vietnamese didn't have to deal with the 911 lie or the "Muslims are out to get us just because" lie. Our atrocities in Vietnam like the Melai Massacre, and melting of innocent villagers with napalm were reported and even made the front page in those days. Also, the bombing of North Vietnam's cities full of civilians in bombing raids that made those over Berlin and Tokyo look like childsplay were also reported, unlike the holocausts being perpetrated against our fellow human beings in the Middle East today. Iraqis also have to deal with much better trained and propagandized storm troopers and high tech killing devices that were beyond imagination in 1969. In spite of not having any of these advantages, the Iraqis and their Arab brethren fight on for self determination and the right to run their part of the world as they see fit. They will win their freedom! They will benefit from their own resources as God intended when he put the oil on their land in the first place. And they will continue to thank their one God who gave them the Genius and the brass balls to defend the children, the land, and the oil he gave them.